Metrosexuals My ASS

“Metrosexual was coined in 1994 (as was its noun, metrosexuality) by British journalist Mark Simpson, who used it to refer to an urban male of any sexual orientation who has a strong aesthetic sense and spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle…” – source wikipedia

Seriously since when did blokes start needing a facial or spend $200 in a saloon. When I need a hair cut.. I don’t want it spiked, I don’t want it streaked, colored or whatever… I want them short I want them cut coz that’s why they call it haircut. I don’t want special cream for the night, for the day, to remove wrinkles and refresh my skin. A simple moisturizer will do for me. I like me jeans up on my waist not under it… I like comfort fit not skinny fit. Clothes that are comfortable not clothes that suffocate me.

If you still don’t get it…

It’s about beer not baileys

It’s scotch on the rocks not bourbon mixed with cola in a can

It’s David Duchovny in Californication not Matthew Perry in Friends

It’s Sanjay Dutt not Hritik Roshan

Its Ford Mustang not Toyota Corolla

There is a saying in India “Shero key muh kisne dhoye” which roughly translates to “Lions don’t have to wash their faces to look like lions”.