Human Male’s public toilet Antics

Over the years I have come across many innovative male public toilet designs. Ranging from the “bee in the pot” for a better aim to a steel wall where you can actually relieve yourself all over the wall. But someone needs to tell the toilet designers that after 3 jugs of beer. Wall or no wall they will pee all over the floor. No matter how well you design it.

Besides the design there are a few things males do in the loos.

1. Either it is the reminiscent of childhood or there is a biological connection between the act and the mouth. But most of the guys will whistle or make a low hmm sound while they pee. It is a very distinct, low sounding whistle. Sounds more like a plea to ease it out of the body.

2. The act is always finished with a rigorous shaking motion to squeeze out every last drop. Then comes the push backwards of the hips. Well come on… It’s just too big to fit in the pants easily. You got to make room for it. Don’t you know we all have it big :)

3. It is always a very personal moment. You are standing there staring at a blank wall and your entire life flashes before you. Nah… I wish it did.. would have made it a little more interesting. The bathroom graffiti was probably an idea of a frequent, bored public toilet user. Certainly helps if you have something to read while you pee. The best I read was “Your future is in your hands”. You bet dude it sure is