Oops the world is coming to an end….NOT
I don’t know where I was when I first heard about the Large Hadron Collider (no its not what ET drives) but I distinctly remember the horrified look on the girls face who told me about it. I said well it’s not like the worlds coming to an end… She said in a dark depressive prophetic voice…. This time it is…. It was bunch of guys in the Swiss Alps trying to smash some protons together to see how the universe was formed… That’s it was that suppose to end the world…
Anyways I forgot all about it until every newspaper every website in the world was talking about it… The end of world is near said one….10 September 2008 the world ends said another… I was beginning to get nervous as the day approached… On the fateful day… Having said emotional goodbyes to my work mates I dragged myself home…I reached home and sank into my chair… Waiting for it to happen… Then a loud bang followed by a very strange smell…. I thought this is it.. But it was my flatmate… I guess he had too much to eat for lunch… Sitting in front of the TV I wondered if only today was a Friday… a lot of guys would have gotten lucky…. Think about it... Can you get a better line than this…” Baby worlds gonna end anytime now… So how about quickie before we hit the highroad to heaven”…. But the geeks in Switzerland were just not smart enough to plan ahead…
It was almost midnight and still nothing… I made my way to my room.. Heard the loud bang again… This time the smell was unbearable… Definitely seemed like Armageddon to me…. Cursed my flatmate for eating so much… The Large Hadron Collider was not in Swiss Alps but in his stomach…
Anyways didn’t bother to put on the alarm… Coz I knew I will not be waking up tomorrow…
Ps:- If you are reading this please wake me up…. And next time the world is coming to an end….. Don’t tell me
Anyways I forgot all about it until every newspaper every website in the world was talking about it… The end of world is near said one….10 September 2008 the world ends said another… I was beginning to get nervous as the day approached… On the fateful day… Having said emotional goodbyes to my work mates I dragged myself home…I reached home and sank into my chair… Waiting for it to happen… Then a loud bang followed by a very strange smell…. I thought this is it.. But it was my flatmate… I guess he had too much to eat for lunch… Sitting in front of the TV I wondered if only today was a Friday… a lot of guys would have gotten lucky…. Think about it... Can you get a better line than this…” Baby worlds gonna end anytime now… So how about quickie before we hit the highroad to heaven”…. But the geeks in Switzerland were just not smart enough to plan ahead…
It was almost midnight and still nothing… I made my way to my room.. Heard the loud bang again… This time the smell was unbearable… Definitely seemed like Armageddon to me…. Cursed my flatmate for eating so much… The Large Hadron Collider was not in Swiss Alps but in his stomach…
Anyways didn’t bother to put on the alarm… Coz I knew I will not be waking up tomorrow…
Ps:- If you are reading this please wake me up…. And next time the world is coming to an end….. Don’t tell me
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